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The night I broke psychotically. Well, one night in particular.

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I was talking about this with my comedian friend Jonathan the other day.  Once, toward the End of My Comedy Days I had a small break on stage.  All of a sudden, I found myself in the middle of a Moment.  More specifically, an extended moment of silence.   I was standing on a stage, every person in the audience was looking at me, expectantly, and I didn't know what to do next.  One of two things had happened:  I had either just told the set-up to one of my jokes, or I had a break from reality and everyone in the audience was in stunned silence and just staring at me not knowing the protocol of what to do when the person in front of you has suddenly lost touch.  In my tiny little rote brain was this idea that if I just let out some words, either people were going to laugh or they would stare even harder.  The moment stretched on.  I decided to chance the words.  I said something.  Everyone's face erupted with laughter and time moved on again in real time.  Existential crisis ave…

I'm glad she was born, I'm glad she's alive, etc.

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No one reads this - including my wife - so I can be honest.  I read my post from when my daughter was 9 months old and very little has changed now that she's 15 months old.  I'm a terrible person.  I don't love spending time with her, and she doesn't hold my interest.  And it's not that she isn't cute.


What amazes me is that I know that by 15 months I was all into Amalia.  When I'm with Orly she yanks my face, or grabs the remote or speedcrawls to the farthest free point.  She has done one thing, so far, that points her on the right track - "so big" with her hands in the air.  She is also grasping rudimentary sign language.  When she can sign "I'm hungry" and "I've had enough, Daddy" then I think I will go in.  Don't get me wrong, it's not a chore to be with her, she's quite cute and smelly; it's just that she's no smarter than your average cat.


Where I feel bad is that when I was younger and had ave…