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By the Numbers

MY NEW LIFE BY THE NUMBERS.
I'm old and I have young chldren, a deadly combo

My Life Is Different
Times I was hit on when I wore a wedding ring: 0 Times I’ve been hit on since I lost my wedding ring: 0 REAL WORLD seasons I watched: 13 REAL WORLD seasons I’ve watched since LAS VEGAS: 0 Episodes I've watched this year of American Idol, Survivor, Bachelor, and the Voice: 0 Number phone for personal phone calls in a day: 2 Number of times on personal phone calls other than my wife: 0 Number of times a month awake until 2:00 am: 0 Number of times a week waking up after 2:00am: 5 Number of new albums I buy every year: 1 (Last, Arctic Monkeys) Number of years in a row I’ve had to skip my birthday hike:  3, maybe 4 Pairs of shoes + pairs of blue jeans: 2 Times a year I take my wife on a date: 8 Times we see a movie: 2 Best picture nominees seen: 1 GRAVITY Number of rock concerts seen a year:1 (Last: Deborah Harry & Devo)
Number of morning I bring the girls to school each week: 4
Hours I spend dail…