Showing posts from March, 2019

Let's make it legal

I filed for divorce yesterday. Let's skip the emotionsl upheaval part for now. It took me months to figure out how to DIY it. I just refused to spend another penny on this divorce than I needed to.Mostly I was challenged by something I read: 99% of people who file their own divorces have their paperwork returned to them because of mistakes.   Challenge accepted.I was told to correct 2 minor things. So which category did I fall in?Part of why I'm angry to get divorced is I HATE breaking up. At least getting married was going to assure me that if never have to do this again.Legal sucks.

I'm so high!

I'm in an airplane! Red eye, bad idea #1. Sitting next to a, uh, large man. Cliche bad thing #1. I really want to sleep, I need to sleep. I'm going to land in Newark at 8:30 and I'll have to drive to Connecticut and if I don't sleep it's going to be bad.And if I don't fall asleep, and I manage to drive to Connecticut I'll fall asleep at the local Color Me Mine knock-off.There are 4 of us - my girls and my wife. A trip we planned before. I just don't care anymore.  I really just want to move on. I'm, admittedly, still angry with her. And hurt. But also resigned. What do you do with in laws after you split?Okay, my airline hunk. You know who I hate? That fucking guy who tried to blow up the plane with his shoes because we've had to take off our shoes for the last 15 years. I get harassed at TSA, as I always "randomly" do. They confiscated my toothpaste because it was "more than 3.4 ounces." They know me. I was going to storm th…